I love books, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Hunger Games, The mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, Divergent, The Graceling Realm, Chaos Walking, the Selection, Legend, Vampire Academy .. and about a million others !
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
i thought you meant testicles
my favourite part of this is
a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size
so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was
All men subconsciously compare themselves to other men they hear about so he was also subtly hinting he’s got a big ding dong
RUSSIA HAS DECLARED THAT THEY’RE INVADING UKRAINE OFFICIALLY. NOT EVEN HIDING BEHIND OLD AGREEMENTS. Britain has to aid the Ukrainians against the Russians now, America warned Russia not to, with consequences if they did, so now they’re involved, Canada was looking into what Russia was doing to see how bad it was and they to have to get involved even more.
WHAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND IS THAT IT COULD ACTUALLY DRASTICALLY ESCALATE INTO SOMETHING RESEMBLING A WORLD WAR.